Meet the Authors of The New Vampire’s Handbook at the Toms River Branch of the Ocean County Library Being turned into a vampire is the easy part.

NEWS Contact: Scott Rodas, Program Coordinator (732) 349-6200 ext 5912 srodas@theoceancountylibrary.org

Meet the Authors of The New Vampire’s Handbook at the Toms River Branch of the Ocean County Library Being turned into a vampire is the easy part.

Actually becoming a vampire is far more difficult! In today’s world of vampire-obsessed pop culture, misinformation abounds. A newly turned vampire who looks to movies and novels for answers to everlasting life’s questions will inevitably be reduced to a smoldering pile of dust.

The Vampire Miles Proctor, editor of The New Vampire’s Handbook (along with some of his human friends,) will be at the Toms River branch of the Ocean County Library (101 Washington St) on Thursday, Oct. 29, at 7 pm to provide reliable information and proven strategies for leading your best and bloodiest existence!

In this definitive guide, the newly turned will find • a head-to-toe look at your vampiric body: how to harness your new powers to dispatch mortal enemies and maintain your fangs. • methods for luring prey, faking your way through meals, approaching other vampires, and creating a four-hundred-year financial plan • tips on acting your “age,” behaving appropriately if you see a human you knew decades ago, and dealing with epic vampire feuds • essential advice for blending in with the masses, from finding a coven to avoiding the media (and mirrors) to staying on top of the latest fashion trends • the joy of scrapbooking.

 Plus helpful online resources, a glyph guide, renovation instructions for emergency lairs, a Ruling Families directory, nightly mantras, and personal anecdotes from The Vampire Miles Proctor’s nearly five hundred years of experience.

For more information, or to register for this library program, contact the Toms River branch of the Ocean County Library at (732) 349-6200, or visit http://www.theoceancountylibrary.org

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